FtM pre-op trans dude looking for sugar daddy

It's in the title. I am going to be making a more concrete and specific ad once I know for sure what I'm looking for, but here's a general outline -

I'm looking for a sugar daddy. My husband is divorcing me and I need companionship and pampering

Bro I'm lonely now lmao. The house is empty and while you can't come to mine yet (I gotta hire a cleaner - on your dime maybe?) just yet, I do need more in my life

And I choose to have superficial friendships that are greased with gifts, trips and bits rather than attempt to make actual new friends right now because I am not in a great place and would rather engage in a bunch of business transactions rather than fuck up a possible for real friendship

You want pussy. Maybe you want a girlfriend / boyfriend experience and since I still have tits I'll offer you whichever one you want, idc. You got expensive tastes? Me too, let's buy me some outfits to go out with you. You prefer dressed down movie dates and good weed and good food? Shit I have been working on my cooking, let me come attempt a dish. There are resturants if I fuck up. You cook? Even better.

You want me to weigh less? Look different? Get a haircut? let it grow? Pay the bills and I am your doll to mold (to a point, mother fucker, we're both real people lmfao)

This is a new offer and since it's so fresh and undeveloped, a lot of what is said here and what is offered to you might change, be different, or disappear entirely at my whim.

Want me for less companionship and more spite? Oh baby I'm all about spite right now. Let's doll up together and then go have a good time wherever your ex is. Wanna quit your job in style? Hire me to come in and show your boss my bare ass with the words, "(Your Name) Quits" written on my ass cheeks. (You'd be bailing me out of jail and paying the fines for it, money-bags, but I'd still do it)

Hit me up, let's talk, see what's going on. You have to give me something for interacting with you, though, if you're going to do shit like:

Try to get me to sext with you

Ask for more than 3 extra pictures, 1 being a "hold this item to prove you're real" if you need it - Though let's be real if AI can write this unhinged ad we're all fucking doomed

Drag out a role play of a story where we plan all these things and then you ghost me lmao wtf